Clothing. Moms. Poop. Beware!

Before you are a mom you normally discuss day to day life, clothing, trends, etc with friends. But once you become a mom it seems like those conversations turn into what color your child's poop is, whether or not it's normal, and other such things. Isn't it crazy? Clothing, to poop. Plain and simple. How does that happen? Does a switch turn once you have your first kid? I 110% believe so. These things are things I found gross and disgusting beforehand, now they are definitely a part of my everyday vocabulary. I find myself constantly questioning what my child has ate to make it the color and consistency that it is. And I can't even begin to tell anyone how many times I've Googled "green poop" to see if it's normal. Corn? Yuck. We won't even discuss those diapers. Or teething ones. There is just SO many different kinds of poop and nearly every bit of it is normal. How is that? How is that even possible? How does it go from green to orange in ONE day? Every mom knows that it can happen. Every mom also knows about the explosive ones as well. And I'm sure nearly every mom has experienced the explosive with the onesie. Goodness gracious if that isn't a mess! I love onsies now, don't get me wrong. But they are poop holders, explosive poops love to go straight up the back of  those things and you end up getting it EVERYWHERE trying to get that joker over their head. I've done everything possible, short of cutting that joker off of my children to avoid getting it everywhere. It's IMPOSSIBLE though, so onesies are banned in our house during teething times to avoid these types of messes. The things us mothers go through, it's crazy. I've been pooped on, peed on, thrown-up on, had food thrown at me, carrots sneezed on me, etc, as I'm sure every other mother has! But every so often I'd love to have an adult conversation that doesn't involve poop. Who is with me?