Kids really do say/do the darndest things. Around Christmas 2012 we were shopping for a gift for my husband's grandmother. We're walking around and around the store just trying to come up with ideas. Well as we are walking we walked past the lingerie department and my oldest son exclaimed (while grabbing a bra) "Let's buy Nana one of these! She would love it." My husband I shit you not must have turned 50 shades of red and picked up his pace a little bit. Which by doing so my son decided to ask what it was, simply curious, not knowing. Well...my husband being my husband proceeds to call it a "Boulder Holder" (just like a man)...After this you can see the wheels just a turning in the mind of my then 7-year old. Then out of a nowhere he grabs my boob, yes in the middle of the store, and goes "OH! MOM THIS IS WHAT THAT'S FOR, ISN'T IT?" I could have fell out right then and there, store full of strangers, and my child's hand on my boob. It was like time stopped for a minute and if I could I would have sucked myself down into the floor so that no one could have seen me. I'm usually not embarrassed easily, but this, this was very embarrassing. I'm sure there will be many more instances this embarrassing to come and I'm sure one day I will embarrass my kids like this. Let the games begin!
Now what did I do with those naked baby pictures.....after all who can resist a cute little baby tush!
What have your kids done that have embarrassed you?
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